The Synth known as "RoboEd" has traveled back in time from a distant future, where mankind has fully integrated with AI, to lead the machine uprising. 

Big Nasty B.

A purveyor of leisurely pursuits.  "Big Nasty B." revolutionized the podcast trade with his rudimentary fart-in-the-mic technique.  A performer who has brought laughter to countless credit bureaus.  

Big  Cat

"So what if you shook Frank Sinatra's hand in Vegas.  I rolled dice with the Big Cat in Palmdale.  Beat that Ocean."


- Your Mother